palo alto: cutting great neck 2.0


do olives cause constipation of the anus?

23:25 / by the gloriously humble gadi cohen /

so it's been a good 24+ hours since i've last posted a post. and it's been very... average. wild, but not too wild. good, but not too good. exciting, but not too exciting. i'll start from last night.


when i left you, i was hungry. so dad went to get a big, fat slob of pizza from this one place our israeli neighbor recommended, called mangia or something, on middle neck rd., and it was ny style pizza, something extraordinary, which i thought was only feasible to make on the great island of manhattan, or on the great island of sicily. yuuum! i gobbled up two scrumptious slices in a blink of an eye. i would've taken a photo but it would've been one big fat blur.

speaking of big blur and scrumptious... i have come to realize my ambition in life.




most delicious little olives... of all time. they're israeli. they're green. they're stored in some salty water thing. maybe vinegar. they're infinitesimal. their only insidious quality is... that they constipate. which makes me outstandingly sad. miserable. i might even cry.


but i pooped today. so it's okay i guess.

and i just pop them, just keep poppin' them, they are delish, they are all mine, all mine. i actually used to hate olives a few months ago... until my reconciliation with them which started with me tasting a pizza, sprinkling some black olives on it, and... wallllla!!!! however, i realize that their plan to overtake me and capture me as their slave, perhaps even sexually abuse me, is absolutely amoral. but still... grrrrrr. they're so sexy.

today: did nothing much 'til four, when we went to my favorite store ever; it's a supermarket, no, it's a superstoragetank, no, it's just a megastore, no, it's...
IKEA! they're soooo amazing. i love ikea. excellent food. excellent shopping. we bought an expedit bookcase for myself, which also comes with a desk, and it's amazing, and we just set the bookcase up (for the past two hours... ughh! [i will recieve the desk in 5 days]) and my back is killing me, but still. take a look at the wonderful expedit bookcase from these superb swedish designers:












and i guess that that's it.
the whole freakin' day...

hope you like it. it's beautiful. :D


p.s. : tomorrow. grandma. and. mother. arrive. how exciting!

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