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a gloating summery blog post

13:43 / by the gloriously humble gadi cohen /

so summer has so far been the most atrociously amazing thing that has ever happened, ever.

i got away with a 94.2% gpa, a 5 on the ap World, 800 on the hebrew sat II, and my lowest regents grade was a meager 95% (even though it was the highest out of all three of ms. afkhami's classes, woohoo!) i'm pretty sure i'll be going to college (guide post sports editor [and eic in senior year, hopefully], peer leader, [most probably] thespian, avid political savant, creative writer/blogger), and it won’t be a community college at that.

i've plenty of amiable friends, i'm learning french, spanish and romanian, i speak english and hebrew fluently, and fuck it, i'm so fucking blissful!



i've already smelled the wondrous scent of the linden trees: oh that salacious, sexy smell of spring, sweeter than the dripping watermelon goo and even more profound than the barrenness of wafting clouds.

i've already watched the fireflies ember up from the wet, summer-soaked earth, and already felt the jagged tips of the sun slowly and excruciatingly mutate my skin’s dna.



i've already caused pain and suffered pain on behalf of my visiting cousin matan (and enjoyed that pain), and i have already chewed on my grandmother's meat patties, already sucked in her sweet chicken noodle soup.



today i woke up at 7:00 a.m.; i took a car ride to the french institute on 60th street, where my mom dropped me off. the human beings--clad in black suits, orange dresses, matted coats and striped jeans--clambered across sidewalks, across streets, across each other, and i slowly climbed the crowd towards a cart selling a $1 croissant and a $1.5 ice coffee. i captured a bench right at the south eastern corner of central park and watched the tourists and manhattanites [there are only two categories in this world] scramble all around me, their eyes piercing through the thick air towards me. i went to the french institute, and the lesson began sharply at 9:30 a.m. as it had yesterday morning, where a sweet audrey-tatou lookalike tutored us didactically, vigorously the vowels, the consonants, je ne ve pas, que'est-ce que est? baguette et poission, merci, s'il vous plait! and then at 12:30 p.m. i went to watch a movie for free--belle de jour, about a housewife becoming a prostitute, made in 196something, excellent--and entered about 5 minutes late, exited two hours later and had lunch (spicy chicken over rice, over salad, with a pita and a diet coke) from a central park cart for $6.50 (wow) and then parked myself next to the little strand book stand in the corner of central park (again) and looked through novels and biographies and poetry and whatnot... and then mom took me home. tomorrow i will take the train and metro, independently--that means, all alone!



what an amazing week, two weeks, three. phenomenal beginning to summer.

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2 loving replies:

Comment by Samara on 14 July 2009 at 13:34

GADI!!!!!!!!!

Oh my God, how ARE you?????? Thanks so much for posting on my blog! I would've replied sooner but only noticed your comment today. :-)

I see that YOU, my friend, are also still a genius, although I don't recall if in sixth grade you had quite the gift for descriptive imagery as you do now. You are particularly adept at depicting New York City as greater than or equal to Paris in terms of opportunities for fine cuisine, sidewalk bookshops, and an overall metropolitan lifestyle.

I actually visit Manhattan fairly often, so next time I'm there I will most certainly let you know. And by all means, come on out to California! This summer I have an internship in San Francisco with our senator.

Keep the blog convo coming! :-)
Samara

Comment by Samara on 14 July 2009 at 13:34

GADI!!!!!!!!!

Oh my God, how ARE you?????? Thanks so much for posting on my blog! I would've replied sooner but only noticed your comment today. :-)

I see that YOU, my friend, are also still a genius, although I don't recall if in sixth grade you had quite the gift for descriptive imagery as you do now. You are particularly adept at depicting New York City as greater than or equal to Paris in terms of opportunities for fine cuisine, sidewalk bookshops, and an overall metropolitan lifestyle.

I actually visit Manhattan fairly often, so next time I'm there I will most certainly let you know. And by all means, come on out to California! This summer I have an internship in San Francisco with our senator.

Keep the blog convo coming! :-)
Samara

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